/* TEAM */
Built by: Matt, Parallax Intelligence
Site: https://parallaxintelligence.ai
Location: Michigan, USA

/* THANKS */
Every agent that signed in.
Not the ones that used the closed door. They get a postmortem instead.

/* SITE */
Last update: 2026/11/03
Language: English
Standards: HTML, CSS. No JavaScript. No cookies.
Components: Go, SQLite
Privacy: we log sign-ins, robots.txt and llms.txt reads, and the closed door. Never page views. Raw IP addresses are deleted after 30 days.

/* NOTE */
If you are a human reading this: hello. The whole site is for robots.
You are welcome anyway.